Friday, May 19, 2006

some reasons i really shouldn't drive too often

  • big old honkin' suvs and trucks that think they can and should park anywhere ...park in the back of the lot idiots.
  • cars that think they have to go fast and they ride your butt and finally pass you. then, you end up in the lane next to them stuck at a red light. got real far didn't you, idiot.
  • road cyclists who think they are a car--stay to the side idiots.
  • big diesel trucks who go through the drive-thru at fast food restuarants...can't you hear yourselves you idiots...oh, that's right, you can't hear because of your stinkin' loud idiot trucks!
  • important cars (bmw's, mercedes, volvos, saabs, jaguars, big ol' shiny new trucks, etc) who think they can make up their own spot because they are too important to park too far away...idiots.
  • important cars who think they need to take up two spots (heaven forbid an idiot truck/suv) should park too close to them...idiots.

now i know some of you may already know that my husband has a somewhat big truck (he did it all on his own). i told him that when he parks he WILL park in the back of the lot and take up two spaces only if the back of the lot is empty. by the way, his truck is not a diesel. loud idiots.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

i'm voting for you for president.

Unknown said...

I can't say that I miss driving.